Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: Dykey's over the Moon!!
Well it would appear that yet ANOTHER Troggs player has become loved up recently.
Rumours are rife amongst squad members that glory boy midfielder Richard Moon is secretly dating team-mate George Dyke's sister. They have yet to be spotted out together in public but Moon slipped up when room mate Bruce Dyer (injured) found a wodge of ticket stubbs for flights to Dublin where she resides.
Some players believe that Dyer has been covering up for him by pretending to chat her up in public but has only suceeded in fuelling the rumours by buying his own flat (turning down the offer of a joint mortgage with Moon)
She's certainly taken his mind off football as his recent performances have been described as at best, lacklustre.
The revelations explain why Moon has spent so much time abroad recently and it is feared that it could cause a massive rift in the camp.
George Dyke has yet to comment about his sister's antics.
Dont worry George it is probably Mooner just trying to big himself up again! Lets be honest we havent seen any of his girlfriends yet and nor has Dyer!
Anyway if she is female you have nothing to worry about we all know Mooner is the only gay in the village!!!!!
Is this Mooners mystery lover pictured exclusively at the 'back entrance' to the Flyer, by our club snapper MRS Smudge. _________________ 'NICE AVATAR, SHIT JOKES' !
Last edited by Mighty Morphin on Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:43 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:40 pm Post subject:
DYKE DISPELLS RUMOURS
George Dyke issued this statement earlier today: "The rumours are going to be rife with playboys like Moon and Dyer around the Troggs camp. Unfortunatley for all the boys, my sister is a raving lesser and is infact only interested in club foreign secretary ZSara Adamson. Sorry lads"
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