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5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 330

Stocks and lops......for your enjoyment!!!

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.

Laughing

chunk 1K · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:21 pm Post subject:

Obviuosly to the tune of my old man
My old man said be a chelsea fan,
I said fuck off bollocks your a cunt!!

To my mates Dean and Stevo

5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 330

When I was just a little boy, I asked my Mother, what should I be,
Should I be Villa, should I be Blues, here's what she said to me Get your
father's gun, and shoot all the City scum, and support the pride of Brum,
Aston Villa.

chunk 1K · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:33 pm Post subject:

Who's your father,
who's your father,
who's your father referee?
you ain't got one,
you ain't got one,
your a bastard referee!!!

steveolarge40 · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:37 pm Post subject:

To the tune of "the adams family"

Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
You're all shagging each other
The Bethersden Family (shuld be Portsmouth but couldn't resist!)

GeorgeDykeScoresGoals · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:13 pm Post subject:

Gary Neville Shags his brother,
And his sister,
and his mother,
All the nevilles shag each other,
dirty mank bastards

Park, Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country,
But it aint as bad as being scouse,
eating rats in your council house.

chunk 1K · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:15 pm Post subject:

Mighty Morphin · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject:

To the tune of 'Lola' by the Kinks,

'well i'm not dumb & i can understand, why you signed for CHELSEA
when it coulda been Milan, i said ZOLA, Z, O, L, A, ZOLA ZZZZZZOLA...'

'CELERY CELERY, IF SHE DONT CUM I'LL TICKLE HER BUM WIV ME LUMP O CELERY.'

VERSE 2

CELERY CELERY, IF SHE DONT JUICE THEN I'LL LET LOOSE WIV ME LUMP O CELERY !! Embarassed

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'NICE AVATAR, SHIT JOKES' !

steveolarge40 · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:21 pm Post subject:

That's a bit harsh Chunk!
However being adopted i could have shagged me mother and sister and never known!
Did i ever tell you about that threesome?

Mighty Morphin · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:23 pm Post subject:

Howdya feel now Chunk...... Embarassed

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chunk 1K · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:24 pm Post subject:

Youv'e said enough already big man! Are you coming to support us this sunday? might need your boots!

steveolarge40 · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 1:25 pm Post subject:

Probably aroused!

Guest · Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 4:18 pm Post subject:

Will be there!