Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 4:35 pm Post subject: If Football teams were Birds?
Fulham - Charlotte Church: Proof that money can't buy you class. But could look more attractive if the Welsh bloke was given the elbow.
Birmingham - Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to.
Wigan - Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they've been promoted above their ability.
Portsmouth - Girls Aloud: Only one real class act among the hastily assembled line-up. You shouldn't like them but admit it, you've sneaked the occasional admiring glance.
Sunderland - Kerry Katona: Once the people's favourite but now an embarrassment. Fun while it lasted - now disappear from where you came, please.
Spurs - Keira Knightley: Undeniably easy on the eye with an attractive English spine. And proof that two little ones up front needn't be a drawback.
Everton - Dannii Minogue: The poor relation to the more glamorous sibling. Can anyone remember when it was they were supposed to be any good?
Arsenal - Jordan: Were more likeable when they weren't packed out with expensive foreign implants.
Newcastle - Jodie Marsh: Impressive front two but embarrassing at the back. Had surgery but need a lot more work to compete at a higher level.
Aston Villa - Dido: Bland, boring and still trading off the one big hit they had years ago.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis-Bextor: Individually all the components look great but stick them together and it just doesn't work.
Chelsea - Rachel Stevens: You'd rather just watch them than listen to all that painful whining.
Bolton - Clare Balding: You wouldn't. Not even if they were the last team on earth
Suggestions for the famous bit of flange most likely to be The Mighty Troggs please............. _________________ "Win or lose...we're on the booze!!!"
Kelly Brook : great up front, tight in the middle, everybody wants to get round the back, but in reality there not gonna score, and like the MIGHTY TROGGS she loves to give blokes in their forties a good go ( Billy Zane & Deano). Both love playin' with loadsa tits _________________ 'NICE AVATAR, SHIT JOKES' !
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