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5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 340

Jose Mourinho's Championship winning Chelski were once again eclipsed by controversy last night. After recent press releases that blues coach Mourinho, had sent a number of players on an offical training exercise at Amsterdams infamous and aptly named 'Blue Nights' brothel. With certain stars developing good 'hand to ball' techniques as well as 'going down' very easily!!

The managers actions have once again dragged the London clubs name through the gutter.. Our footage shows that Skipper John Terry is not all that he may seem...and in fact Smarden Troggs FC's very own Dean Burden.... who is in fact a 'Mighty Morphing Power Ranger'!! This would explain the players cat like reflexes and amazing ability to 'morph' his hand into what appears to be in fact his foot, fooling unsuspecting premiership referee's week in week out...

The use of 'Power Rangers', and in fact, any kind of 'super hero' (Super George Dyke doesn't count) has been outlawed by the F.A since 1998 when a struggling Liverpool fielded none other than Spiderman in an attempt to boost there on pitch performances...

How will Chelski recover from this lastest fiasco? More to the point, who cares....... the inquest continues.....

steveolarge40 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:16 am Post subject:

Gibbo, that is the worst thing you could have done. He already thought he was JohnTerry, now he is!

5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 340

Sorry Steve-O!! I have to say it was a personal request from Mighty Morphin himself..... Rolling Eyes

steveolarge40 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:29 am Post subject:

I know i witnessed him asking you.
His ego's gettin well outta control.
Is there anyway you can morph me with the Del Boy version of batman so i have the power to take that Power ranger chelsea wannabe out? Holy cow one yard assassin!

5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 340

Steve, for that transformation you will require nothing more than a batman outfit from your local fancy dress store! The caped crusader in any of his other guises and my mighty morphing software would have to work overtime!! Wink

steveolarge40 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 11:45 am Post subject:

Gibbo, I'm hurt and offended. You thespian types can be so bitchy!

5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 340

Holy flaming apologies Steve-O!! Can I be your Rodney Robin sidekick?

steveolarge40 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:02 pm Post subject:

You PLONKER!

steveolarge40 · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 12:29 pm Post subject:

There you go Gibbo, it's uncanny isn't it?

5yrdAssassin · Rank: First Team Regular Joined: 15 Nov 2005 Posts: 340

Actually laughed out loud there Steve-O!!!! Remarkable!!! Laughing

Mighty Morphin · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject:

A true footballing LEGEND !!

Once again i find myself congratulating you Assassin. Your gift of the gif knows no bounds !

As for you Steveo, and your 'his ego is outa control' quip, its better than havin a waistline outa control, burger boy! Wink

However, i digress, and thankfully there can be only one JT, so join with me now and sing to the tune of Adam Ants, Prince Charming...

JOHNTERRY JOHNTERRY

LIVERFOOL ARE NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.......
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Mighty Morphin · Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 3:05 pm Post subject:

'Word up Didier'!

Chelsea star Drogba, left, snapped at the BlueNights brothel in Amsterdam.
Regulars failed to notice the striker, who as we can see was heavily 'BLINGED' for the trip to one of the Cities top venues of ill repute.
However his cover was blown when he asked the Madame for a couple of girls who go down easily !

The girls were more than happy with the big mans performance though, and one was quoted as saying, ' he is a real box to box player '..

RUETERS.....

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