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Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:02 pm Post subject: VILLA SIGN LAMPARD!!!!!
Aston Villa have stunned Chelsea and Inter Milan by snapping up Frank Lampard from under their noses. Martin O'Niell is said to be delighted with the coup that is believed to be finalised after Frank had his medical earlier today .......................
...Lampard's burger buddy Wayne 'bacon boy' Rooney has also expressed a desire to join Villa, saying,
'' after getting mugged off by the gaffer at Goodison i've had enough of Old Trafford and the prawn sandwich brigade, i wasn't kissin the badge i was tryin to eat it, i was so 'kin hungry, fuck me you would be, i mean doin all that Bulgarian twats runnin' for him ! nah, its lap dancin 'n maccy d's for me from now on.''
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