Koof and Squiff
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hmm...george dyke "super goal" forum 
clearly you're just too cool for school aren't you george....
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log
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lol! i think we should delete this forum because dykey has forgot how to shoot. and how to turn up on time! but he hasnt forgot to dress like a shirt lifter! nice top this morning dykey! shall we talk about my goal today? and sco when you coming round mine? i feelin horny!
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Koof and Squiff
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um what time is good for you?
for me its ummm....never?!
you're a wrongen...
go find a sheep or something.
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log
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well aparently your as easy as a sheep, just dont have to pay you! plus it has been said that a sheep is more lively than you in bed, also is a blow up doll. i mean i dont beleive it for a minuit! its just what i have heard
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Koof and Squiff
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shit clearly you know it all log why don't you come live my life and i'll have yours...
oh no wait i don't want to be known as a violent prick. and i would like to have a drink in the flyer. also throwing pints really isn't my style...why waste a perfectly good drink??
and why you asking me to come round yours then?! why don't you just use that blow up doll nat got you for christmas?? or i'm sure i could find you some sexy looking sheep in the fields nearby to satisfy your needs. i can see you're into shagging other species...
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log
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hmm abit harsh, at least i not known as some slag who fucks anyone! i think we should stop slaggin each other off. its not nice. i might take you serouis.
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GeorgeDykeScoresGoals
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oi sheep shaggers, stop slagging off my forum!! As creator of the forum I reserve the right to this little nugget!! ...do need to remember how to score mind!
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Guest
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i will teach you the right footed curved untouchable shoot if u wish.
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Koof and Squiff
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i appreciate your forum geogre their both wronguns, on another note as a loyal cheerleader of both home and away games i think that squiff and i should have our very own forum, sort it out please. xx
theatrical pause..................
p.s on the phone to squiff she says shes not into sheep but she does have little foot fetish. i on the other hand i class myslef as perfectly normal (in my own little world) xx
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Koof and Squiff
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| Koof and Squiff wrote: | | i appreciate your forum geogre their both wronguns |
wonderful spelling koof...stop being a kiss arse! i would appreciate this forum if george actually scored super goals!
buck up your ideas george or we won't cheer you anymore! we'll have to degrade ourselves and actually cheer log...he scored on sunday.
oh good god don't let that happen. sort it out dykey! please??
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Koof and Squiff
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and leave my foot fetish out of this!
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GeorgeDykeScoresGoals
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I think you two need to split your usernames!! its very confusing you both using the same one. Open another account and we can change the names....
And apologies for my lack of goals, but its the team that counts, I won't be changing my game as I know the goals will come back to me 
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Koof and Squiff
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it's not that hard to figure out who is who.
kate flirts with everyone and i just insult people.
although i might actually be nice to log now. i think i've insulted him enough for one week...
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log
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fuck off
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Koof and Squiff
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that was unecessary.
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