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steveolarge40
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:24 pm    Post subject: Anonymous callers in the early hours Reply with quote

What a joy it was to hear the telephone ringing at 02.45 on Sunday morning (the missus quipped when i finally awoke at about 11.00 am) Embarassed Embarassed
Being a private dick she employed me to investigate and my conclusions are, as follows:
Police are looking for someone called Lops, Loppy or scouse twat who gets parkinsons of the fingers after three or four sherberts.
There appeared to be other offenders as choruses of Chunk and Dykey's super Troggs army could be heard in the background. It sounded like a 14 seater minibus was involved which, if i'm not very much mistaken had not been puked in. The usual offender was, indeed legless with a broken leg and, i'm assuming, not there.
Lads, as a master of the late nite phonecall, certain rules should be adhered to. The time is critical (at least 5.00 am) and it should be New Years Eve.
Not a bad effort though cos you managed to piss the missus off so much she was too tired to argue about me watching the Liverpool and Man U games yesterday. See you next tuesday.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:26 am    Post subject: It wasn't me Reply with quote

Stevo, I was in no way involved in the shananigans!!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chunk,

I know that, as a manager you have to distance yourself from some of the practices which mere players seem to find amusing.
I can assure you that you and your illustrious assistant were never in the frame.
You will have my vocal support at Hythe on Sunday the 26th.
Troggs to beat Bethersden 3-2, in normal time!
CHUNK AND DYKE'S SUPER TROGGS ARMY!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 9:44 am    Post subject: Chunk and Dyke's super troggs army Reply with quote

Cheers stevo i fancy us to beat them by more than that tho!! Score predictions anyone?
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I KNOW I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU THIS BUT DO NOT MAKE THE MISTAKE OF TAKING BETHERSDEN TOO LIGHTLY. THEY'VE ALREADY DONE YOU 2-0 SO MUST BE HALF DECENT. COUPLE THIS WITH MATCH DAY NERVES (FIRST FINAL FOR SOME OF THE LADS!) THIS WILL BE AS TOUGH, IF NOT TOUGHER THAN LAST YEAR.
THE REASON WE WON LAST YEAR WAS BECAUSE, FOR ONCE, EVERYONE TOOK IT SERIOUSLY AND PLAYED AS IF THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT. ANYTHING LESS THAN THAT AND YOU WILL GET BEAT.
THIS IS A LOCAL DERBY, AND WITH LAST YEAR'S VICTORY, EXPECTATION AND THE SIZE OF THE CROWD WILL BE HIGHER THAN LAST YEAR. I'M CONFIDENT YOU CAN DEFEND THE TROPHY BUT IT WONT BE EASY. START GETTING THE BOYS FOCUSED NOW. THE EAGLES GAME SHOULD BE TREATED LIKE THE FINAL AND PEOPLE SHOULD BE PLAYING FOR THEIR PLACES AND THE CHANCE TO REPRESENT THE MIGHTY TROGGS IN ANOTHER FINAL.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

............er, wise words mate ! and er, remember, 'you aint seen nothing yet'......Bachmen Turner Overdrive...... Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not half!
Footiemungus mate
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:17 pm    Post subject: The Final Reply with quote

Yeah we all need to put it in right from the off and never sit back in the Final. We need the sort of effort and team sprit that we had in the semi against Egerton. Grrrrrr
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:19 pm    Post subject: The Final Reply with quote

Apologies a technical glitch, that last Grrrrr was from me!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:15 pm    Post subject: Final Reply with quote

Don't worry big man we'll be taking it seriously! And your defo right about people playing for their cup final places this sunday.
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